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What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate:  Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks:  Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks:  Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food:  Topsoil.
Cookies:  Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea:  A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs:  Pasta/Carbs.
Ice:  The sweet release of death.